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My bio is in my second language and it makes me sound like a form

Posted as flatter_in_second_language, 14 September 2026

Looking for
somebody patient with a sentence that comes out sideways
Experience
Ten years, most of it in another country.
Around
Queens, New York

In my own language I am funny. In English I am a set of correct sentences, and every bio I have written on here comes out reading like an application form. That gap is the single hardest thing about doing this in the city I moved to, and it has nothing to do with kink at all.

Thirty eight, Queens, here for six years, ten years in this and most of them elsewhere. I know what I am doing. I have run long arrangements in both directions and I can negotiate properly, and none of that survives translation into a profile with a character limit.

So this post is longer than it should be, because length is the only tool I have left. What I want is an ongoing dynamic, either direction, with somebody who will let a conversation go slightly slower while I find the right word. In person I am much better than I am here. The words come when there is a face attached to them.

I am not asking anybody to be a teacher. My English is good. It is just not funny, and I have discovered that on an app, funny is most of what a first message is made of.

Not looking for anyone who wants to correct me, which happened for a whole month with somebody who thought he was being helpful. Not looking to explain where I am from in the first three messages. Not looking for a person who wants an accent as a feature.

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Which direction is on the table this month is not in the post, and asking flat out reads badly. That takes a conversation, and a conversation needs a room you can walk out of.

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