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Two photographs on my profile and neither of them shows my face

Posted as two_photos_no_face, 22 July 2026

Looking for
somebody who will meet early rather than ask for more pictures
Experience
Twelve years, three arrangements, all of them private.
Around
the south side, Glasgow

Two photographs, both accurate, neither with my face in it. The app tells me weekly that my profile is incomplete and it is almost certainly showing me to fewer people because of it. That is the trade and I made it deliberately.

Forty seven, the south side, switch, twelve years in. My work puts me in front of a lot of people in this city every week and a photograph in the wrong hands would be an actual problem rather than an embarrassment. That is a description of my job, not paranoia.

What I offer instead is speed in the other direction. I will do five minutes on camera early. I will meet somewhere public in daylight quickly. I am considerably more open across a table than I have ever been in a chat window, and a table leaves nothing behind.

What I want is an arrangement with a shape, going both ways in time, with a fixed evening and a review every few months.

Not looking for anybody who wants more pictures before writing a sentence. Not looking to be seen out anywhere. Not looking for a person who needs to be reassured that the discretion is not about them.

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Which direction is on the table this month is not in the post, and asking flat out reads badly. That takes a conversation, and a conversation needs a room you can walk out of.

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